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Revolting Rhymes - Hansel & Gretel

Posted by Carlos on December 3, 2010 at 12:13 PM Comments comments (2)

Revolting Rhymes,

Hansel and Gretel.

By; Michiel, Auke, Priscilla, Bas, Iris, Singha, Remi.

Hansel went to pick up Gretel

on his daddy's Vespa.

He had taken, witouth permission.

But Hansel here, was on a mission.

Driving at 250 miles an hour,

The milk was fresh, not sour.

He was going to chop some wood.

But oh no, he lost his hat in the wrong neigboorhood.

Arriving at her haunted mansion,

The ghosts made sure to get all the attention.

Ringing Gretel's bell,

She appeared and looked like hell.

Traveling to the forest,

they came across a troll named borest.

“I live in the forest.

My name is Borest”

He told them.

When arriving on the spot,

Hansel went to grab his axe,

Gretel was looking hot.

Then he heard a shot,

oh no, he forgot.

The troll, named Borest,

was taking over the Forest.

Hansel screamed “ VERVÉ! You dirty troll!

Get back to your ugly hole!”

The Troll obeyed the order,

and went away, without bother.

Then Hansel saw his brother,

he too had encountered Borest.

Just barely surviving in the big black forest.

He showed them a little house,

made of candy, nibbled at by a mouse.

There was Sandy! The evil witch.

She was acting like a total *Bitch!

Lashing out,

they were taken about.

Locked up in a little cage,

the witch screamed in rage!

Hansel took out his blackberry phone,

and tried to call home.

But there was no one to recieve his call,

so he just threw his phone at the wall.

Smelling pizza, they turned to the witch.

She was heating oven, the smell was rich.

She took Hansel by the arm,

and he yelped in alarm.

“ No take Gretel, she has more fat!

Like ooofatiefatieboomboom.”

But the witch's mind had already been set.

Struggling in his last attempt,

Hansel thrust his finger right up her nose,

eeww that was gross!

Screaming in shock,

she ripped a hole in her sock.

Hansel ran as fast as he could,

and escaped to the nearest neighboorhood.

Seeing his hat, he smiled.

There it was, that little pest.

Now he could go home and take a rest.

Gretel cried as she was left alone,

the witch hit her with a stone.

“ Shut up you fat girl,”

But there was Ash Katchem with his Squirtle.

He squirted,

right in Gretel's face.

Just to put that irritating girl in her place.

She was about to be cooked,

when Borest came and looked.

He saw the girl with the dirty face,

decided to rescue her,

and set the house ablaze.

The witch died,

not even Ash cried.

Gretel was taken home,

where she called Hansel on the phone.

She told him about Borest,

who had rescued her out of the forest.

He smiled and they sang;

“ ooh, ooh, Borest.

Ooh ooh, Forest.”

hoi

Posted by AnnaMoer on September 22, 2009 at 9:22 AM Comments comments (1)

oke verveeld.

Er was eens

Posted by Noom on September 14, 2009 at 12:32 PM Comments comments (0)

Er was eens unne bellig, die bellig heette naomi, naomi hield wel van unne volle bak pattata's, maar op unne doag ware alle patatta's opgegete door unne boze luxemburger, naomi werd zo boos da ze denne luxemburger spontaan neersloeg! boem boem! voorda de luxemburger et wist war hij dood. Hij liet naomi daarna maar met rust, en at genne pattata's meer. gellukkig! want toen kon denne naomi zelluf de pattata's opete! dus ginge ze noar de fritzaak, daar atte ze lekkeruh pattata's mee mayo en curry en ketchup en mosturd en saus! naomi vond denne kwaliteijt nie zauw goe, dus ze wouw effe enne neje bakske! die kreeeg ze en ze at nog meer, toe woog ze 30 kilo meer! wanne vette eug war ze nouw! snel oafvalle! dus ging ze tuuwtjespringe, moar ze deed het zo veel da ze enne hartraanvcal kreeg en dot neerviel. Boem, en Carlos vond haar en deed haar in een zak, die gooide hij in denne rivier! doei doei!

Er was eens

Posted by Noom on September 14, 2009 at 12:32 PM Comments comments (0)

Er was eens unne bellig, die bellig heette naomi, naomi hield wel van unne volle bak pattata's, maar op unne doag ware alle patatta's opgegete door unne boze luxemburger, naomi werd zo boos da ze denne luxemburger spontaan neersloeg! boem boem! voorda de luxemburger et wist war hij dood. Hij liet naomi daarna maar met rust, en at genne pattata's meer. gellukkig! want toen kon denne naomi zelluf de pattata's opete! dus ginge ze noar de fritzaak, daar atte ze lekkeruh pattata's mee mayo en curry en ketchup en mosturd en saus! naomi vond denne kwaliteijt nie zauw goe, dus ze wouw effe enne neje bakske! die kreeeg ze en ze at nog meer, toe woog ze 30 kilo meer! wanne vette eug war ze nouw! snel oafvalle! dus ging ze tuuwtjespringe, moar ze deed het zo veel da ze enne hartraanvcal kreeg en dot neerviel. Boem, en Carlos vond haar en deed haar in een zak, die gooide hij in denne rivier! doei doei!

OMG

Posted by Carlos on September 13, 2009 at 2:22 PM Comments comments (1)

Like, omg, like, omg!

Dymfy's Letter

Posted by Carlos on June 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM Comments comments (1)

            Dear Tommy,

Its beena  year ago when I last saw you, so I amgoing to tell you about the last holiday I went to Spain (again) with my brother andparents. Enjoy the story.

 

Thursday the first day J

It was early in the morning when or private airplane landed oneEspanolacraticovaxenta airport, we must walked for about 4,8 hours to thehotel. When we almost arrived at the hotel I remembered I forget my pink Fluffybag, with my dog in it on Espanolacraticovaxenta airport. Shit I said and we(the whole family ) walked back to Espanolacraticovaxenta airport. When we arefinally on Espanolacraticovaxenta airport my bag wasn’t  there, the airport chef has already sended mybag to the hotel. So whe all walked back (again) to the hotel. And on 11:30 pm wefinally checked in.

 

Friday

Friday morning we all slept very well in the fluffy fishy beds. It was late inthe morning, and we are all hungry so we decided to call the room service. Weall wanted the big Chicken menu with fries tomato sauce chicken wings servedwith fried eggs in candy sauce.

 

Afternoon we decided to go canyoning at the black bob bob river. There was aIndian with red hair who explain the rules of canyoning. We must sit very stillin the boat. We have to float to the end of the river and stop the boat thereby the waving Indian with blond hair. But there was a secret he didn’t tell us.There were 10 crocodiles and 20 sea cows in the river. So we avoid them, afterall it was a great day. On 8 pm we were invited to the Belgium party in or hotel. Now comes the bignews, I was walking to the hall to get some fries. When suddenly a big Grouppeople are walking into the hotel. It was Sean Paul and he started to dance. I alsomet my school friend Priscilla she likes Sean paul to, she hates Carlos. Thebig black guys where Sean Paul’s bodyguards, everyone was looking and startedto dance to. Its been a very long night with cocktails and R&B music. Andwe were all very accosted, so we all said to each other lets go bungee jumpingfrom the cliff tomorrow.

 

Saturday

The next day on 10 am we all waited for the jump, Sean paul went first becausehe wasn’t afraid. We all follow him, it was so boring. A guy named: chipipalmost broke his both legs because he jumps without a rope. After we all jumpedof the cliff we went to the Belgenijs, a very weird name don’t you think. Butsuddenly it started to rain, we all started to cry because we couldn’t  go swimming in the sea. But Sean paul has anidea lets go play Happy Family he said. Yeeeeeeeee we all joined  him. You have to collect 4 cards from the samecategory. The one with the most sets wins. You played this game to last year,right?  I won the game and I cheated alittle bit, but its all right. That evening we all dressed up in or prettiestclothes, because the famous shiny schnitzels had arrived fromGermany.(Priscilla went to the Saint Tropez granny group but they are boring)Weall ordered an Martini with lemon. And enjoyed the performance of the Shinyschnitzels

 

 the dance group shiny schnitzels from Germany, the main act on Saturday evening.

 

Sunday

Sunday I spend some time alonewith the family, we called it BIG HAPPY FAMILLY DAY. But Priscilla was there toand joined us. First we went to Mukluk Land,the best fun park I’ve ever seen in my whole life. The entrance was veryexpensive 2 euro and 50 cent. First we went to the klukmuk spinning wheel, andwe eat some mukklukkluk meatballs in de Klukkluk bar. They taste so good.

 

Then Priscilla and my family separated. We are going or one way. First we werehungry again, so we eated muklukukukukuk fries in the muklupup restaurant. Andwe drink some Muklukkukpuk cocktails. We wanted some action so we went to themukkluklukluk Rollercoaster with the whole family, my dad was a little bitscary because the rails was broke, and a few dudes before us were dead becausethe felled out of the car. The dore wasn’t closed. After the ride we were allvery tired so we decided to do something more quiet, so we went to the JuniorMuklupkluk mirror palace. I walked to the same mirror 500 times, and we werelost and couldn’t find the exit for about 10 hours. It was dark when we finallyfound the exit, but we couldn’t  go homebecause the park was closed. So we sleep under the lukmukkuk bench. The alarmwent off 60 times, but it doesn’t matter. Because the family was together, andthe police couldn’t find us.

 

Monday

We wake up in Mukluk land, the park was already open so we went to someattractions for free because we slept there. But we wanted to go home the benchwasn’t so comfortable, we called a cap. My brother was playing Ping Pong in thecar, and my mother started to tell about or last vacations. (When you were hereto) we did so many activities scuba diving, kloepoe running,  kangaroo shooting, and last but not leastthrowing eggs at little children. Suddenly we waked up of the all the beautifulflashbacks, it looks like we were really there and played it all again. Thetaxi driver said we were at the hotel, finally I screamed. And we all run crazycircles around the hotel 2 hours long. This days are going so fast my mom said,she was a little bit tired. So was I, but granny always says: running is goodfor you it keeps you healthy. And we are so hungry, we looked at each otteronce and ran as fast as we could to the waikikibliki restaurant. We all orderedthe same menu: Belgium frieswith Bitter balls and the new Harry potter action doll. But we forget we musteat because the doll makes animal sounds when you push on the back. And Tobythat fat little child with red hair and the biggest laugh I’ve ever saw, hasstolen or dinner before we even noticed. He ran away very quickly my dadscreamed that evil child! And I ran away to his room after him, because Iwanted or dinner back. I broke the Dore open with my Harry potter action doll,and throw it to his little tiny head. He screamed MOM MOM, it didn’t work Idropped his mother yesterday expediently throughthe window when I was looking for the toilet paper. So I packed or food in mybag, and yelled at him very very loud. I was the hero that day everyone bowsfore me that day, and kissed my feet.

Tuesday

When I was eating my breakfast that morning (apple’swith some fried fish) the phone rings. It was Sean Paul he has to leave andwanted to say that it was a great, great, kinky holiday, and he always rememberus. He said he kidnapped the father of the tiny Toby red hair child who hasstole or dinner, he did it because he was or friend he said. We always arefriends forever I said, I go to you’re little villa in the Ghetto sometimes Iscreamed. Don’t go no no no no. And we all started crying, my family hisbodyguards. It was the unhappiest day of my entire life.

 

6 hours later….

 

Suddenly my last words to him on the phone were: never go to the doctor hekills you. And I hang up, oh oh it was so quiet and sober. My mom said we mostwalked home right now because or plane was broke, and otherwise I miss 3 weeksschool.

 

I think that was all, 5 weeks later we were finally home and we are dancing thewhole night long, celebrating that we found or house. But suddenly my brotherfinds out that we were in the wrong house. So we ran to the other side of thecountry with the whole family. 3 weeks later we were finally home (mom didn’tclose the dore so the steal everything except the rotting bananas) But itdoesn’t matter. As long as our family is with us, we were all very happy.

 

Oh how was you’re holiday?? Mail it to me.

 

The shizzle, Dymfy J

 

P.S. Sean Paul is still my friend

 

J

 


Priscilla's Letter

Posted by Carlos on June 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM Comments comments (5)

Dear Tommy,


I ate a sandwichtoday. It was good! I enjoyed it.

But, it was not as good as the sandwiches I ate during

my holidays. I went to Espanola and I did a lot of crazy

stuff back there!

I went bungee jumping with my friends, one of them got

badly injured though. His rope snapped, and he fell

face first into the cliff. He broke his nose, and he

cried a lot because he was in pain.

But I brought him a flower, and he was much better after that.


One of my friends got jealous! Because the hospital food was better than the hotel food.

I disagreed, because I liked the sandwiches a lot!

So I told him to go home.


After that we went scuba diving.

With whales!

We fed them German bratwurst, and they thanked us by giving us goodbye kisses.Sean Paul was there too, he was recording his new video clip. It?s aboutwhales! He went dancing on their backs!

He fell off one time, and broke his leg.

Luckily Carlos Mendoza was there! There to rescue him, and drag him back on theboat.


We fed him chopsticks, hoping they would reach his legs and cure them!

Sean Paul was very scared though, and he wanted his

pet, mister Fluffuxazaltibrar. But mister Fluffuxazal-

tibrar was still in Colombia, in Sean?s house.

So we told him that we were sorry, because we could

not bring him mister Fluffuxazaltibrar. Sean Paul

cried, mister Fluffuxazaltibrar was the only thing that

could heal him. We felt sorry for him.

So we left him, to give him some alone time and let

him think about mister Fluffuxazaltibrar.


I found this interesting info about Carlos on my Mac computer, Which I won by winning a game of basketball in Spain.


Carlos is voiced by Joe Camareno


I told the info to Sean, when I was Calling him on the phone. He was still onthe boat, trying to heal his broken leg on his own.

He asked us for some food and water, but we told him it?d be better if we?djust leave him in peace. So I hung up and went to play hockey with my friends.

We saw Dymfy there, wearing a t-shirt she bought at Espanolacraticovaxenta. Shetold us that at Espanolacraticovaxenta they took great care of her dog and her pink fluffy bag. She forgot them at her first day, when she arrived at Espanolacraticovaxenta.


Later on, she joined us, and an obese cowboy came to tell us that we had beeninvited to a Belgium party!

So we went there, to go and dance all night long!

We Met Sean Paul there, he was very skinny, and his

leg looked really bad. But he was so happy he

escaped from the boat, that he just had to go and

celebrate!


Dymfy was flirting with Carlos, but Carlos was my

bitch! So we had to battle!


We both did our best moves, and Carlos was very impressed!

Sean Paul was jealous, because he could not shake his booty like us.

I won, and Carlos wanted to dance with me. Dymfy was jealous, and went dancingwith Sean, even though she?d rather have Carlos to dance with.

We were exhausted, and it would seem like a great idea to go bungee jumpingfrom the cliff again tomorrow.


Dymfy and her friends joined and we had a great time!

Sean Paul went first, and chipip almost broke his legs because he went jumping without a rope.


After that we went to the Belgenijs, what a funny name!

we met a girl called Naomi, she said ? hello, Ai spiek Belgisch oonlie.? We hadno idea what she meant, so we ignored her and left.

But All of the sudden it started to rain! We cried, because we wanted to go swimming, Sean Paul came with a great idea though!


We went home, and played happy family.

Carlos never played it before, so we explained the rules.

the aim of the game is to collect 4 cards of the same type. The one with themost sets wins.


Dymfy won the game, and we all cried. Chipip committed suicide,

because he wanted to win so badly!


Dymfy went to the Shiny Schnitzels,

but me and Carlos went to the Saint

Tropez granny group, who performed old

school Egyptian hip hop.

I?m so glad I did not go to the Shiny

Schnitzels, they are amateurs! They

SUCK.


After the performance we were invited

onto the stage.

This was fun! We got to dance, and groove and shaky our booty?s!

After that we left, we went to the burger king and ate some burgers.

I left a present there, I hung a big poster upon the toilet mirror. It Said?McDonalds Owns!?

it?s because McDonalds is way better then the Burger King.


The next day I went to Mukluk land!

There I saw Dymfy and her family, and I joined. It was so much fun!

I puked all the time, because the foodwas bad. I ate at the Klukluk bar, and I had some Mukklukkluk meatballs, theywere disgusting!

they tasted like Rudy Smetsers hair!


After that, me and Dymfy and her family separated.

I was on my own, and I was excited to try all the fun attractions!

I first went into wheel of mukluksluk! It spun round and round!

Then I went to the Klukmuk sand machine! It covered my body with sand. It wasitchy but I liked it.


Then I went into the smuklukduk roller coaster! It didn?t go fast, but it wasvery fun, because the guy in front of me had an heart attack.

I liked the smuklukklukdukluksluk wheelchairs the most.

2 people died because they were hit by a truck, the chauffeur had eaten toomuch muklukluk burgers, they contain 90% alchohol. Small children like them though.


I was bored, because I was all alone. But then I saw Theo Van Santvoort! He waswalking around in his underwear, it had little red hearts on it. It kind ofgrossed me out, so I tried to avoid him.


Then, late at night, I left. It was a 8.3 hour walk back to my hotel, but Ididn?t really care, because I found a dead animal on my way back, and it heldme company. I carried it over my shoulder, its head banging against my backpeacefully.

When I arrived at the hotel I was really tired. So I quickly went to bed andhad some rest.


I dreamed about Mukluk land, and the fun attractions. And I dreamed about you,you scared me though, you were really fat.

You ate my dead animal, and I cried.


The next day I thought about my last vacation, I went to Vietnam, to go seedead bodies that had been preserved through ages.

I got banned from Vietnam though, I ate the dead bodies because I forgot my lunchpack.

I don't regret it, the dead bodies tasted great! I looked at the dead animalbeside me in the bed, it looked tasty!

I had an idea.


That afternoon I grabbed the decaying piece of flesh and searched for somenative Americans, or Indians.

I went searching for some good Indians to share my food with, and after a longwalk I encountered a red-head Indian and a blonde one.

They were happy to see me, and eyed my good piece of meat. They told me theycould prepare it for me, so we could have a delicious meal!

I was so glad to hear that, so I agreed immediately!


We roasted the animal nicely, and we enjoyed the meal.

I missed the sandwiches from the hotel though.

So I told the Indians I had to go back, they brought me with a canoe. My momand dad were already waiting for me to come back, and we all ate our lastsandwich and went home.

 

I'm really looking forward to this summer, when I will go to Spain again!

it will be so much fun, and I hope Sean Paul will forgive Carlos for forgettinghim at the airport. I don?t know where Sean is right now, but he?s probablystill in Spain, waiting for Carlos to pick him up.

I hope to hear back from you soon,


Sincerely Priscilla.


P.s; Chipips funeral was great! It was like a party!

 


Zing ALONG!

Posted by Carlos on June 15, 2009 at 8:44 AM Comments comments (1)

Zing mee bitches!

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SumCR5AcvDA

 

Guess Who

Did you Miss me?

Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Dina Rea – (Eminem)

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You’re a … rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

(VERSE ONE)

Back by popular demand

Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can

You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand

How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans

Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man

She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands

On her massive Gluteus maximus again

Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can

Yes he can, can, don’t ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsay please come back to seeing men

Samantha’s a 2, You’re practically a 10

I know you want me girl,

In fact I see your grin

(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You’re a … rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her

Sorry Portia, but what’s Ellen DeGeneres

Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenadrine

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'

Brit f’rget K-Fed let’s cut off the middle man

Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again

And this time it won’t be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion

A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-

Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench

Man I swear them other guys you give ‘em an inch

They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You’re a … rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)

And that’s why… my love

You'll never live without,

I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out

And baby, you know, you know you want me too

Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you

Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out

You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man Cash, I don’t mean to mess up your gal but

Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth(brrp)

Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt

Looking like someone shrinked his outfit

I think he’s about to flip

Jessica rest assure, Superman’s here to rescue ya

Can you blame me?

You’re my Amy, I’m your Blake

Matter fact make me a birthday cake

With a saw blade in it to make my jail break

Baby, I think you just met your soul mate

(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

You’re a … rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player… Who could really blame you (who could really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

So baby, baby

Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,

I can't wait, I’m going back!! HAHA Whooo!

Dr. Dre, 2020, Yeah

Hoe het allemaal begon...

Posted by Sean pauloo on May 30, 2009 at 3:48 PM Comments comments (3)

Hoe het allemaal begon...

 

Het was Donderdag Priscilla en ik zaten achter de computer en moesten zodadelijk aan onze super saaie boekje ): gaan werken

we wilden dit eerst wel gaan doen maar ... we kregen een ideetje

waarom maken we geen website die:

HIPPER IS DAN JE OMA??

???????????????????

dat is nu dus geschiedenis al onze kostbare tijd steken we in deze website

voor onze gasten te plezieren

(het boekje zal nooit af komen) BTW maar WHO CARES zeggen de coole mensen dan onze website is

in een woord

HIP

xxxxx Dymfy (die beter is dan Priscilla) en Priscilla

 

 

Moppuhh! =D

Posted by Carlos on May 20, 2009 at 11:59 AM Comments comments (3)

EEN RAADSEL :

WAT IS GROEN EN VIERKANT EN ZIT IN EEN BOOM?

(een biljarttafel)


 

OE EN NOG EEN RAADSEL :

WAT IS GROEN EN LIJKT OP EEN CIRKEL?

(een rode driehoek)


 

KEN JE DIE MOP VAN DIE TANDARTS?

(ik ook niet)


 

KEN JE DIE MOP VAN PIET DIE OP VAKANTIE GING?

(hij ging niet)


 

WAAROM KAN PIET GEEN SCOOTER RIJDEN?

(hij is een scooter)


 

KEN JE DIE MOP VAN DAT DACHT IK AL?

(ja dat dacht ik al)


 

WAT IS GEEL EN WARM EN RUIKT NAAR BANANEN?

(apekots)


 

WAT IS GEEL LIGT OP HET STRAND EN SLINGERT AAN LIANEN?

(tarZAND)


 

STAAN 2 VARKENS IN DE STAL

ZEGT DE ENE: KNORR

ZEGT DE ANDERE :

UNOX


 

WAT KRIJG JE ALS JE EEN GRANAAT IN EEN GROEPJE NEGERS GOOIT?

(spetterpoep)


 

KOMT EEN MAN BIJ DE DOKTER

ZEGT HIJ IK HEB MIJN ARM GEBROKEN

ZEGT DE DOKTER

DAN MOET JE HEM LIJMEN


 

JODY BERNAL


 

ER WAREN EENS 2 LUCIFERS

OP EEN DAG LIGT ER EEN IN HET ZIEKENHUIS

DE ANDER KOMT OP BEZOEK VRAAGT

HIJ WAT HEB JE GEDAAN?

ZEGT DE ANDER JA IK HEB MIJN KOP VERBRAND


moppen by floor  :cool:

 



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